Satire: Assad Now Sporting Tiny Mustache, Wants To Invade Poland

Caitlin Johnstone May 17, 2017

Assad is like Hitler, only way way worse.

The New York Times, which recently reported that the Assad government is using incinerators and death camps in a way that has caused officials to “draw parallels to Nazi Germany,” is now reporting that the Syrian leader has adopted a toothbrush mustache and is planning to invade the nation of Poland.

“War is scary and Assad keeps screaming at us in German,” reports senior Syrian war correspondent, seven year-old Bana Alabed. “Please to regime change now, goo goo, ga ga.”

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